Common Sense.

A: I want to do my MBA...

S: MBA is bull crap and common sense...

A: But its a two year course because the fact remains that there is nothing common about the common sense....

u mean a lot to me....

This is how you fall in love.....

S : As if what do i mean to you after all?

A: You do mean a lot to me... I hope you understand that...

S: U also mean a lot 2 me... D world... :-) d whole world of mine is u :-)

A: awww....

It's easy to say....

A: i can't drink this tea without sugar....
T: here take the sugar....
A: now its cold...
T: lets warm it up...
A: blah blah blah (read: more complaints)
T: Listen if you want to be happy in life don't pass too many parameters


after a while....

T: hey i want a lesbian couple...
A: hmmm thats 3 parameters ... how happy are you going to be??? [;)]....

Mistaks

W: these programs are bad....

A: yeah, thats for sure...

W: the script is so horrible to remember...

A: no wonder we keep making so many mistakes...

W: yeah, but good we are making mistakes otherwise we wouldn't know where we are going wrong...

A: yeah, "we never learn anything by doing things right"...

Happy Republic day :)

Opposite Direction

me: hiiii

he: hi...long time, no see...where did you disappear?

me: hmmm...no where had exams... just got over yesterday...

he: oh great...so holidays now?

me: yes... :) :)

he: so what say...shall we meet up?

me: oh sure...why not??

he: so movies??

me: no lunch??

he: how about dinner??

me: why not go to a disc instead??

he: hmmm a pub?? nice parties happening...

me: coffee?? mochas or the new one opposite to garuda??

he: boring... how about bowling??

me: heyy paintball is better...

he: okay what about wonder la??

me: no... how about the rappelling??

he: hmmm why don't we go to my health club??

me: hmmmm....looks like we can't agree with each other..

he: hey thats not true, there are more options...

me: but we are looking in opposite direction..

he: hey, it doesn't matter if we are looking in opposite direction, as long as we are looking at each other...

Irony

Hmmm.... saw this sign in a local bank,

Deposit Rs.10,000 and get a toaster free,
but think about it if i had Rs.10,000 wouldn't i already have a toaster??

Irony
free stuffs are always given to those who can actually afford to buy them....