Happy Republic day :)

Opposite Direction

me: hiiii

he: hi...long time, no see...where did you disappear?

me: hmmm...no where had exams... just got over yesterday...

he: oh great...so holidays now?

me: yes... :) :)

he: so what say...shall we meet up?

me: oh sure...why not??

he: so movies??

me: no lunch??

he: how about dinner??

me: why not go to a disc instead??

he: hmmm a pub?? nice parties happening...

me: coffee?? mochas or the new one opposite to garuda??

he: boring... how about bowling??

me: heyy paintball is better...

he: okay what about wonder la??

me: no... how about the rappelling??

he: hmmm why don't we go to my health club??

me: hmmmm....looks like we can't agree with each other..

he: hey thats not true, there are more options...

me: but we are looking in opposite direction..

he: hey, it doesn't matter if we are looking in opposite direction, as long as we are looking at each other...

Irony

Hmmm.... saw this sign in a local bank,

Deposit Rs.10,000 and get a toaster free,
but think about it if i had Rs.10,000 wouldn't i already have a toaster??

Irony
free stuffs are always given to those who can actually afford to buy them....